...I hear ya. My little brother when he was about 4 was out in the yard collecting Loc ust shells (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sheltoweetrace.com/gallery/albums/album13/Cicada_locust_shell_01.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sheltoweetrace.com/gallery/slideshow.php%3Fmode%3Dlow%26set_albumName%3D&usg=__AxsNW-WRbbGcWSkwWwgTt_d-ZQ0=&h=1059&w=1600&sz=169&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=o7vBOOGqJ5KluM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3DLocust%2BShell%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1). He came in and put one about 4 inches from my face on my chest while I was sleeping then proceeded to climb up next to my ear and whisper "Ryan...be still, there's a bug on your chest." I think the *neighbors* heard me waking up when the first thing I saw was some kind of extraterrestrial brain-eating bug with big glassy eyes right under my chin. :-P